Of course I’m weird, normal is boring! Here are some of my random thoughts throughout the day.
*WARNING* If you don’t laugh by the end of reading this, hate to break it to you, but yes, you’re boring 🥱
If you first put on SPF 30, then put on SPF 15 an hour later, do you have 45 on or 15?
Are soulmates for real? If so, where can I buy one?
I just don’t want to look back one day and think “I could’ve eaten that”.
If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup considered a smoothie?
Selfies are a lot sadder if you think of them as alone-ies.
If a stick of gum is 10 calories, is that when I’m chewing it or do I have to swallow it?
If the fountain of youth can make you live forever, can you drown in it and still die?
Never make eye contact when eating a banana…😳
I’m pretty sure my guardian angel drinks.
I’m still having a hard time believing I was once the quickest sperm cell.
Are they still bad habits if I like them?
If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, then is revenge ice cream?
If my kids can find the hidden candy in my garage, how come they can’t seem to locate where the toilet paper rolls are kept?
You should be feeling the effects of my charisma by now…😝
Comment below which one of these REALLY made you laugh out loud 🤣
Stay EXTRA,
