Here is my personal EXTRA dictionary for reference to help you better understand my own koo koo private language😜
EXTRA: Over the top woman; excessive; doing the absolute DAMN most in all aspects of her life. A Goddess of Light in every life she touches with her constant smiles, laughter, and effervescence. Less Bitter, More Glitter.
BASIC: A woman who is predictable or unoriginal in style, interests or behavior. Often blank and plain. Usually your typical people pleaser with the safe hair and the nunesque outfit low on the EXTRA-meter. A Diamond in the rough with a little extra cheerleading!
MINUS: A woman lacking a life. Doesn’t care about anyone or anything. Mean spirited and a bully. Rude. Lame. Has a perma thunder bolt cloud over her head and the “I just sucked a grapefruit face”.
Basic Bro: a term of endearment for an exceedingly, ordinary male defined by choices in clothing, hobbies, lifestyle and women. He can be spotted in his untucked button downs, baseball caps worn backward drinking his Bud Light while not being able to seriously stop f**king talking about football or high school.
Smokeshow: A well-built, confident and sexually attractive man. He radiates energy and power, such that women do not know why they are drawn to him, yet want to fawn over him. His sleeves are rolled up to reveal his strong forearms, sports his 5 o’clock shadow and his completely unaware of his hotness. His ability to banter is only out done by the perfect scent of his pheromones to the degree that you would happily put your nose up under his armpit and take a deep whiff of his sultry manhood.
Player: The loser version of the SMOKESHOW. This guy has a body of a man but has the mind of a perverted teenager. A player only interested in sex. You will be his side piece. Run. Fast.
Step Sister: A cute girl to date but not EXTRA enough to marry
Bud Bro: Your best male bud who is your pal and you keep in your Friend Zone. Meaning, no hooking up. If he tries to escape the Friend Zone, smack him right back into the Friend Zone.
Silver Fox: The 50 plus version of the Smokeshow but usually with more CHA-CHING $$$ and status.
DOM: Dirty, old man who drools over younger women. Delusional. Creepy. They don’t know they are a dinosaur. Just Ewwww.
Boring Betty: A hot woman with all looks and no substance.
Golden Gazelle: a woman who is so ridiculously together that she is literally running off into the sunset, and doesn’t even realize that she has 20 men chasing after her.
Maneater: A dominant woman who receives a lot of male attention and has many sexual partners. Example: Samantha from SATC.
Bobcat: EXTRA girls in training ages 5-20
Lynx: A woman in her 20s.
Puma: A woman in her 30s.
Cougar: A hot and sexy woman in her 40s, who may or may not be attracted to younger men aka a Cubby.
Cubby: A hot young male attracted to the Cougar.
Gerbil: A hot young woman attracted to the Silver Fox.
Leopard: The classier, more sophisticated version of the Cougar. The Leopard will slap you in the face if you dare refer to her as a “MILF”.
Mountain Lion: Trying desperately to be a Cougar, but unfortunately is waaaay past her prime
Jaguar: An woman in her 50s
Panther: A woman in her 60s
Cheetah: A woman in her 70s
Super Cheetah: A woman in the 80+ crowd, pretty much dominated by Jane Fonda.
BBD: The Bigger Better Deal
DNP: Do Not Pursue (as in men)
Jumping Your League: Leveling Up
Settling for Low Hanging Fruit: Leveling Down
One of the Guys: A super cool, chill woman who thinks like a guy, and has many Bud Bros but is obviously a woman on the outside
PJ: Private Jet
Babedom: the period of time when you are at the peak of EXTRA
Fun Sponge: The Debbie Downer in the group, the No Fun Zone
Rugrats: Badly behaved children think Lord of the Flies
EXTRAlings: My children
Getting Decked: Getting ready to go out
Putting on the War Paint: Taking the time to put on your make up
A Dresser: A drink poured while you are getting decked
A Euthanizer: A mercy drink essential when being forced to listen to a person so bland and lifeless that they actually suck the will to live from those in their presence
An Eye Opener: A Mimosa or a Bloody, the socially acceptable excuse for morning drinking
Uber Roadie: a drink for your Uber ride to pass the time, get the party started and will make you that much EXTRA that much faster
Getting a Scholarship: When a guy buys you a drink at the bar
The “F**K IT”: the drink that you need like oxygen after a crap court day, break up, or you take a look at your bank account balance
SO: Significant Other
Failure to Launch: When you realize the guy you are dating still lives with his Mother
Ego Holocaust: Ego deflation on an epic level
Getting to the Yacht: The ultimate ideal, paradise
The Pause: As in the cruel biological process known as Menopause that robs you of your Babedom
Wheelhouse: Anything that can be acted on with confident success or a figure of speech explaining where you store the people you are dating. Example: My dating life is on fire right now, I have three people in my Wheelhouse.